Below is a picture of the real King Sihamoni. Check it out and tell me if I'm not wrong. In real life the King is a ballet dancer (any further suggestion on my behalf may result in me being thrown out of the country.

You have arrived here because you have entered the words "travel", "dull" and "toss-pot" into a Google search. I have bought a round-the-world plane ticket with the intention of doing just that for 12 months.